Jeremy Affeldt placed on DL, so there’s got to be a good story

Jeremy Affeldt went to the DL with a strained oblique

Jeremy Affeldt went to the DL with a strained oblique

The last two times Jeremy Affeldt went on the disabled list, there was an interesting to story to go with it.

But not this time. Affeldt was placed on the 15-day disabled list with a right oblique strain on Tuesday. At least, not yet.

Affeldt told manager Bruce Bochy he didn’t feel anything when he pitched on Sunday, when he walked three leading to two runs that allowed the Cubs to take the lead in the eighth inning. He said he didn’t feel anything until Monday’s off day, and an MRI on Tuesday confirmed the oblique strain.

The Giants said they didn’t know how or when Affeldt hurt himself. Could it be he’s not telling us something?

The last time Affeldt went on the DL was last year when his son, excited to greet his father as he came home from a game, jumped off the sofa and into his father. Affeldt suffered a sprained knee.

Affeldt’s previous trip to the DL to that came late in the 2011 season, when while BBQing on a day off in San Francisco, Affeldt sliced his hand with a knife trying to separate frozen hamburger patties.

So there’s got to be a good story with this one.

Here are some possibilities:

  • He hurt his side by laughing so hard while attending a performance of Second City while in Chicago.
  • He hurt himself while performing the “Schlemiel! Schlimazel!” bit from Laverne and Shirley with George Kontos during a visit to the Shotz Brewery in Milwaukee.
  • It happened while giving Hunter Pence a high-five following Pence’s game-tying home run on Sunday. If that’s the case, the Giants are lucky not to have more players on the DL.
  • Affeldt jumped out of bed after having a nightmare, thinking the Giants were staying at the haunted hotel frequented by MLB teams while staying in Milwaukee.
  • Pablo Sandoval was really excited to see Affeldt return to the team hotel, so he got up on the bed and ….

Any of those explanations would be good.

Anyway, the Giants called up Jean Machi to fill Affeldt’s roster spot. Machi had thrown five scoreless innings in five appearances this year for the Fresno Grizzlies. He has allowed five hits and one walk while striking out five.


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